Totally agree with this. Long term relationships should be more like a friendship with sprinkles. I think of it as glowing embers that glow gently for longer rather than a hot flame that burns out quickly.

Try a menstrual disc instead. No suction, just props itself behind the public bone and no chance of getting lost (although slightly more tricky to get the hang of than cups, a lot better afterwards - you have to relax on insertion though or it won't go in! Flex do a daiposable and a reusable one, so you can almost try before we you buy)

I don't think it is lost, just unused. If we started to sniff pee more often then we may get it back! Anyone want to volunteer?

Totally agree and there is more information passed over in animal urine. E g. Diet, health, possibly age, certainly hormones (which can be altered when an animal is fearful, horny, on heat, etc) but definitely not 'see you at spoons, 8pm' And maybe don't go into cabins that smell of pee whether they are lived in or not!