smurfsundermybed
smurfsundermybed t1_jeaiwf2 wrote
That dude blows goats. I have proof.
smurfsundermybed t1_je847p2 wrote
Isn't that the entire point of a standing army? To constantly be prepared for war?
smurfsundermybed t1_je75yj5 wrote
Reply to comment by ChrisGeritol in LPT: Separate bacon into portions of 2-4 strips before freezing. That way, when you need them, it's easier to defrost only the number of portions you need directly in the pan, and you won't make a mess trying to separate (or cut) slippery, frozen bacon. by Professional_Trip217
You need some to microwave while you use longer processes for the rest.
smurfsundermybed t1_je1jjfs wrote
Reply to comment by caveman69420 in Umm by OwnDish0
Spend the week around strangers. They aren't mentioned
smurfsundermybed t1_jdbkko0 wrote
The sequel was pretty good, too.
smurfsundermybed t1_jcdgt4o wrote
Two days after GM announced its putting chatgpt in their cars. This is fine.
smurfsundermybed t1_jb3l6fx wrote
Reply to comment by bstowers in Florida alligator bites man on his front porch after he opens door: police by r3taylor
I'm just a dolphin ma'am.
smurfsundermybed t1_jablue6 wrote
Reply to comment by dilldoeorg in Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
Would you toss me? I'd toss me so hard.
smurfsundermybed t1_j7moatw wrote
Reply to [I ate] Milkshake with banana and waffle by game_dynasty
One of the signs of a good artist is knowing when to stop.
smurfsundermybed t1_j7i5v6d wrote
Up next: ERs overrun by injured men in XXXXL ninja costumes.
smurfsundermybed t1_j6t2zjw wrote
Reply to comment by KombattWombatt in Pink pigeon found in New York was ‘probably dyed for gender reveal party’ by xanh86
They fixed the glitch at the factory.
smurfsundermybed t1_j6pjho5 wrote
As a Lakers fan, I hated the bastard, but I respected the hell out of him.
smurfsundermybed t1_j6p14lb wrote
Reply to LPT : Take care of your final prearrangements NOW. If you are being cremated or buried or entombed in a Mausoleum… whatever. please , Get it out of the way. by Faze-3
And if you're planning on being buried, buy the plot asap. Like any other real estate, values only go up.
smurfsundermybed t1_j6ld8tf wrote
Reply to comment by mrboatshoe in 39 year old can of Pac-Man pasta by Chef Boyardee by OneUpExtraLife
Buckner Garcia just did a happy dance. There were no survivors.
smurfsundermybed t1_j6lcq2z wrote
Reply to comment by eatabigolD in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
They were going to be Frank's about it, but chickened out.
smurfsundermybed t1_j6lamhk wrote
Reply to comment by overide in Andy Kaufman - 1970s by TheMegaSage
Skin care was pretty much limited to mentholated shaving cream and a splash of Jean Nate.
smurfsundermybed t1_j6l4mgk wrote
Reply to comment by onliwenimtrunk in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
That was a flat out horrible attempt to drum up a wing pun.
smurfsundermybed t1_j6kg99c wrote
Reply to comment by GimmeAMalt in Andy Kaufman - 1970s by TheMegaSage
Because grooming was for girls.
smurfsundermybed t1_j65f4g9 wrote
Highway Star - Deep Purple
smurfsundermybed t1_j659stk wrote
Smoking Aces
smurfsundermybed t1_j659ng5 wrote
Reply to Recommend a movie! by Apprehensive-Ear4638
Big Fish covers pretty much all of that with the exception of the Sci fi.
smurfsundermybed t1_j5v6xt4 wrote
Reply to comment by Encartrus in Pepper spray for the school run? The weaponised SUV set to terrify America’s streets by Maelarion
The add-ons exist to get deposits and will quietly become unavailable or available at a future date if the thing gets close to production. This article will be aggregated, leading to more exposure, more deposits, another round of investments, followed by increasingly infrequent updates, and ultimately, a YouTube video about what happened to the company.
smurfsundermybed t1_j5km8g6 wrote
They have a return policy?
smurfsundermybed t1_j5kd54s wrote
The fish's favorite movie is Johnny Mnemonic.
smurfsundermybed t1_jegr1sv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Muhammad Ali inserting a 45 into the Philips record player on his 1959 Eldorado by eaglemaxie
Depending on when it was taken, it could be Cassius Clay.