Uber is reliable and it costs only $7-$10 to get anywhere! Lyft, too. Come to scruffy murphy, we need this place to be more cool. But realistically, the good places might be.... um... the mercantile, lock 50, and... um... wan wang for chinese food, and... nu cafe is a good place to bring a laptop and drink coffee, and also... pho dakao is some badass vietnamese food and you should go to the boynton and also any place on shrewsbery st. Welcome to worcester!

Dude, I know good places but I won't inflict you on them.

Do: Eat plenty of green vegetables.

Avoid: Squirrels with evil gleam in their eyes.