sneaky_squirrel
sneaky_squirrel t1_jd1rnpi wrote
Reply to comment by the_other_irrevenant in [Image]Focus on becoming the right person by FullyDemanding
Don't be ridiculous.
Worst case scenario you can file for unemployment income and apply for a job at another company.
And save money for whenever someone throws you under the bus.
I've had some less than stellar experiences already.
sneaky_squirrel t1_jcdv6x6 wrote
Reply to I am worthy. [Image] by BodaciousRaven
Wow, that's pretty arrogant of you OP. No I am not going to recite this to stroke your ego.
I'm kidding, just a bad joke of mine. The gag is that I fail to realize that this is meant to refer to me, and assume that I think that the OP is bragging about how perfect he is.
sneaky_squirrel t1_jcduwgk wrote
Reply to I made some woodland keycaps. The animals on top can be swapped out via magnets. by robotmon
Those are no the original starter Pokemon original poster.
audible snort
sneaky_squirrel t1_jbn1yk2 wrote
Reply to [image] just hold on a little longer by kennystillalive
I hate how these arguments are right.
I'm going to look forward to a time where they will be wrong, then I will be right!
sneaky_squirrel t1_j938gsa wrote
Reply to comment by HappinessPursuit in [Image] Don't worry. (sorry if repost, this pic has always helped me) by abreastJockey
I want to see this comic backwards.
I think we should just accept we are perpetually awkward.
Expectations are poison.
sneaky_squirrel t1_j8i5oqu wrote
You'd be surprised.
Feels like the exact opposite for me.
sneaky_squirrel t1_j7zmrhw wrote
Nonsense!
Money, connections, and dad can't give you an edge over people without those.
Those people, well not people..., are irredeemable garbage that "chose to be destined" to fail of their own free will.
If you are fuming at this point, I'm joking.
Rich kids have it so hard, and are so brave and heroic, screw poor people. Effort my ass, money makes right!
sneaky_squirrel t1_j7t6v0p wrote
Reply to [IMAGE] Bruce Lee A Great Motivation by FreeManufacture
Brought me nothing but hardship...
I just can't be like other people!
sneaky_squirrel t1_j7oekt3 wrote
Reply to comment by NotAPreppie in We’re Recursion and we’re using AI to decode biology and industrialize drug discovery! by ShakeNBakeGibson
I'll take the first recursion joke I can I'll take the first recursion joke I can I'll take the first recursion joke I can ...
sneaky_squirrel t1_j7ody24 wrote
I'll address this thread tomorrow!
sneaky_squirrel t1_j7a2nw4 wrote
I could kill for these kinds of posters.
I have not, nor will I ever kill anyone, so no reason for alarm.
sneaky_squirrel t1_j6s16qo wrote
I don't appreciate you doxxing people.
Just in case the joke didn't land, I was kidding, my username is a hint.
sneaky_squirrel t1_j5atdyg wrote
Reply to comment by chickennoobiesoup in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
My gills!
sneaky_squirrel t1_j5asbxh wrote
Reply to [Image] “And if at first you don’t succeed, then dust yourself off and try again” — Aaliyah ♥️ by JacDGzmn
Angry squidward face
Damnit, that's going to raise his selfworth and confidence.
We need more of this sort of stuff in popular western animation.
sneaky_squirrel t1_j58qg7k wrote
sneaky_squirrel t1_j4u4u9n wrote
Reply to comment by JTB696699 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
I don't care if this good boy barks innocent, he should face the judge's bone and serve his time in tail.
This is a disgrace.
sneaky_squirrel t1_j3ombgu wrote
Reply to [image] You got this by _Cautious_Memory
I am waiting for the punchline.
"You scored a goal against your own team, jerk!"
crying infant chorus in background
sneaky_squirrel t1_j27pe32 wrote
Reply to comment by bleue_shirt_guy in New York breaks the right to repair bill as it’s signed into law | The bill was signed by NY governor Kathy Hochul on December 28th, making New York the first US state to broadly protect a consumer’s right to repair their own tech. by chrisdh79
It is a shame that a collective boycott and shunning is impossible.
I love the fantasy of boycotting companies that take these kinds of decisions, which again, is only a fantasy at best.
sneaky_squirrel t1_j0q3q1f wrote
Reply to comment by soufianka80 in [image] by _Cautious_Memory
Sadly, while the /s adds clarity, it also kills the thrill of the juxtaposition.
In real life some people might make a sarcastic tone, but other people might make use of irony with a dead pan face.
I'm the monster that makes ridiculous and ironic statements with a deadpan face.
Internet strangers' lack of familiarity of my general demeanor and context be damned!
sneaky_squirrel t1_j0eewy1 wrote
Yep.
Simulated suffering has saved me countless times from actual suffering.
I am so happy that I can feel dread to anticipate bad stuff.
sneaky_squirrel t1_izzvg8f wrote
Reply to comment by anally_ExpressUrself in [Image] Warning: Overthinking Kills your Happiness. by sylsau
Who cares?
You can't experience pain if you're dead.
...there I go overthinking again...
MEA... ...CULPA!!!!!
whip crack
sneaky_squirrel t1_izmfeot wrote
Reply to comment by ouyin2000 in LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
Do you want to get yourself killed?!
Trampling and mauling the first to serve is common tradition, why do you think this LPT is here?
sneaky_squirrel t1_izb0ps4 wrote
Reply to [Image] All circumstances are temporary! by rebordacao
I have a feeling the next Cacti won't be nearly as comfortable as this one XD.
sneaky_squirrel t1_iyl6mb3 wrote
Reply to [Image] Happy 80th birthday Billy Connolly by Douglasqqq
I always thought sunny was really bad weather.
I'd get dizzy from excessive exposure to the sun.
Rain is the most comfortable weather.
sneaky_squirrel t1_jedjizc wrote
Reply to comment by josh35767 in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
I agree.
Evil people can't be reasoned with.
If a person inflicts harm for fun, you can't change their mind. Adults are stubborn.