spiritAmour
spiritAmour t1_iy6b9ok wrote
Reply to comment by Rupertfroggington in [WP] Every time you cooked over a campfire, you would throw some food into the fire as an offering to the gods. One evening, just as you're about to perform your little campfire ritual, you hear a voice behind you say "You know, I would very much prefer my food un-burnt." by DragoTheFloof
i always used my free award today, so take this poor-man's award 🥇 i really liked this :)
spiritAmour t1_ixurhln wrote
Reply to comment by MrQuickLine in [WP] "For the last time, at day I'm a centaur, at night I'm a vampire, at the full moon I'm a werewolf, when I'm in water I'm a merman, during the hottest day I'm a dragon and at the coldest night I'm a yeti." by Ice_Sniper_80
i was thinking that, but for the dragon 😠a lil donkey x dragon (from shrek) kind of thing aha
spiritAmour t1_ixurbp0 wrote
Reply to comment by SirPiecemaker in [WP] "For the last time, at day I'm a centaur, at night I'm a vampire, at the full moon I'm a werewolf, when I'm in water I'm a merman, during the hottest day I'm a dragon and at the coldest night I'm a yeti." by Ice_Sniper_80
lmaoo i started smiling when they began threatening him 😠poor guy has been through so much. loved this lol
spiritAmour t1_iuhrbba wrote
Reply to comment by versenwald3 in [WP] "First of all calling me a "filthy troll" is very hurtful, and second of all I put all the labor and expense to build and maintain this bridge on my own, so I think it's quite reasonable to charge a toll unless you want to forge the river yourself!" by RoboJoe9000
🙈 this was wonderful
spiritAmour t1_itz0s2g wrote
Reply to comment by Fjorden in [WP] All your life, mythological beings have tried to pick you up. Childhood? Forced adoption. Teenagehood/Adulthood? Marriage. For example, selkies purposefully left their skins where you'd find them; banshees serenade you outside every night. Now at 30, you've learned why you attract them all... by MidgardWyrm
I was expecting a rick roll. this was beautiful
spiritAmour t1_j6bc540 wrote
Reply to comment by fishford42 in [WP] A man finds a genie's bottle, complete with a real live genie. Instead of blindly asking for wishes, he first asks politely for the genies advice on what to wish for. by mdsmestad
i love a good "freed genie" story!! and i really loved the shoulder pat callback. such a small thing, but it really warmed my heart!!