You should be so proud. I mean, you're absolutely fucked, but you should be proud.

My keyboard stopped working one day so I sent it in and got it back with a note that said "keyboard lock (f7) reactivated"

I just had to press f7.

Nah the best solution is to gently rib him for five seasons and then when he breaks down, ask if he can do it again because you forgot to hit record.

'hey yeah go back and cry about your wife cheating on you again we missed recording it for tv"

"hey, why arent you as sad now?"