Curtains can be crazy good insulators. I lived with my grandma after grad school, and she liked to keep the house at 80. I am warm most of the time anyway, so that wasn't gonna be good. I also had to take the door off my room (only location for cat's literbox was where the door swung), so I hung up a privacy curtain. Ran my portable AC in my bedroom and my room and the rest of the house were SIGNIFICANTLY different temperatures, with very very little gradient between. You'd pull the curtain aside and step into a fridge. It was beautiful.

Also I just hung my curtain off of a couple command hooks, easier than mounting a whole curtain rod.

We used something similar as well. Super easy install and super effective.

Lol tell me you live in Seattle without telling me you live in Seattle

I imagine Wenatchee and Walla Walla are somewhat skewed from low wage jobs from farming? Maybe? I'm more entertained Kent is grouped with Seattle and Bellevue 🤣

Yeah basically. Imagine a bar staffed with escorts (like - actual escorts, not the kind you sleep with after). Their job is to be pretty to look at and to make sure you enjoy yourself. In the process, they help the bar sell more drinks and make more money. I'm not 100% on how their pay goes - I'm American, my only experience is through media.

Is this really considered bullet hell?

Man. I hope it's creative writing but I've known dudes like this.

Reminds me of a Knight's Tale. "Your beauty will be reflected in the strength of my horse, the power of its flanks."

That was what I was waiting for too.

But fun factory makes such good toys...

Vacuums with a mouse...? Nozzle autocorrect? Or exciting new terminology to learn??