I welcome our new telescope overlord

It’s reversed

Time to gift them with Cutco and when they pass you inherit them. Win win.

What Dinostra said. I’d like to add if it’s still bothering you, just tell your colleges you took 2 pills to calm your nerves and it was a bit too much. Ya’ll will have a good laugh about it.

Next time, just take one and have a small breakfast.

Congratulations!!!

1. Most dogs’ snouts are long, they’d have to dunk their entire head under water.

2. They don’t have control over their lips like we do but that’s also because of their long snouts.

You were young and dumb. They’ll forgive you. And y’all can laugh about it later for many years to come.

That hurt me more

Totally a spacecraft that flew right above the clouds 👽

This website has more info.

Basically try to sleep 6 or 7.5 hrs each night. I guess try to imagine it like water. The surface is when you’re awake. Stage 1 (N1) is like a couple feet under. Stage 2 (N2) is maybe 5. When you go down to say like 15 feet, you’re in deep sleep (N3), REM (Stage 4) is like 10 feet (it’s closer to the surface because brain activity is higher as this is when you’re dreaming). Then you start going back up to the surface and you start again, this takes on average 90 minutes. You want to wake up when you’re just under the surface and you go through 4-6 cycles a night. Now everyone is different and different lengths to their sleep cycle so try 6 hours, then 6.5 hours, then 7 hours, etc. and when you don’t wake up groggy, then try to stick to that length of time.

I think there is an alarm clock that simulates the rising sun according to when you want to wake up so it will naturally help you reach Stage 1 and you won’t feel groggy.

Also, it’s better if you sleep when there’s absolutely no light in the room and it’s colder. Blackout blinds are a godsend.

Hope this helps!

Try timing when you fall asleep to when you wake up in 1.5 hour cycles. That’s the length of a full sleep cycle so you’ll wake up when you’re naturally almost awake rather than in the middle of deep sleep which is what makes one super groggy.

Edit: deep sleep, not deep REM

Just like anything else it takes practice! (And an insane amount of patience)

I like how you clearly ate the first 4 packs and then in a WTF state, you ripped open the remaining lol

What about the lightsaber?

Jump into a hot tub

Never fails to amaze me how people still don’t engineer enough and their bot is utterly destroyed. It’s like they never watched the show.