But have we tried asking the computer what would happen if we killed all the poor AND raised VAT?

I’m not saying we’d do it, just that it doesn’t hurt to ask.

— skit from Mitchel and Web

I will gladly accept the US government providing literally any social program at this point as long as they just shut up and do it.

I wanted healthcare, I really really wanted trains, education would be nice, but if it’s underwear…..then beggars can’t be choosers I guess.