Is this a joke?

$55+ apartments in barnegat are going for $430k plus 350$ HOA fees

You must have watched Steve Martin 's classic comedy "The Jerk."

Good luck! I know you didn't ask, but I think one of you should relocate jobs and collectively you'll save thousands in commuting costs and other related costs to sacrificing 2 to 4 hours a day each.
My wife and I did something similar, it was stupid expensive, exhausting, and bad for the mind and body. We both work in the same town and life is easy.

Interesting...

I didn't think flour was taxed? I wouldn't don't blame them if it is.

Spouse picks it up from a dropoff point. There's a business that brings it in from PA that distributes throughout the state. They have to sell it as "milk for pets."

It's not a shit post. There are places with pedestrian infrastructure but they are the exception I believe.

I'd actually feel safer in an urban area. The suburbs have wide streets and people going 45 in a 25, running stop signs. In fog and rain. It is not safe, and I'm not willing to risk my kids life for it. The route to school was not designed for pedestrians.

You're still a child in imagination land if you think a third grader should cross a highway unattended.