tatertot225
tatertot225 t1_j9ymio8 wrote
My first memory was my dad saving me from drowning in a pool. Was outside (alone) , probably 3 years old, was told don't go near the pool (above ground) so obviously I was going to go near the pool since it tool up 3/4 of the yard and kids don't listen. Luckily, my sister was walking by the window and saw me fall in. I remember looking up, seeing the rays from the sun scattering from above, then a big Ole fuckin hand grabbing me by the face. Im now 34 and while I may not have saved the lives of my kids yet, my dad reflexes are elite and have prevented several broken bones and long trips to the ER. Wait, that's not true, I let my friends 6 year old drive my sled (he had experience with 4 wheelers) I was hopping on the back and had 1 foot seated in the tunnel. He pinned it, panicked and had a death grip on the throttle, up on one ski, no helmets, my head was inches from metal fence poles by the time I was able to reach up and grab the powder handle, couldn't get his hand off the throttle, got back to 2 skis, and hit the kill switch about 15 feet from the tree line (old pines) and locked the brakes. Whole ordeal was maybe 6 seconds, but felt like a couple mins. From thoughts on how to react to the situation, to taking control and executing a well thought out plan on how to avoid crushing a child between me and my handlebars and ultimately centering my forhead on a tree at 60mph, dad reflexes did it
tatertot225 t1_j6oetkn wrote
Reply to comment by fatbongo in Adults only curse around adults. Kids only curse around kids. Everyone curses, its just taboo across generations. by Chipbread
Ah, nice, I have something to blame, my Irish roots
tatertot225 t1_j37coat wrote
Reply to TIL of execution by Breaking Wheel that would start with tying the body to a wheel, breaking the bones of the limbs, braiding the broken limbs through the spokes and leaving the body to be eaten by scavenging animals and birds. by muadib1974
Sounds like a good method for chomos AKA pedophiles aka woodchipper food
tatertot225 t1_j2ec5s9 wrote
Reply to comment by 81CoreVet in A bagel with creamed cheese is technically a grilled cheese sandwich by iunnolol
Cream myself cheesed
tatertot225 t1_j2dqkvs wrote
Reply to The best Amazon review I've read this year. You've got to love a 500+lb load capacity! by CO420Tech
Note to people looking at buying this for the 500lb load capacity: just because the fabric and clips are rated at that weight, doesn't mean the 2x2 covered in sheet rock will carry the load of Tammy who just cleaned your plate of the 9 pizza crusts, with ankles the size of a child's bowling ball
tatertot225 t1_je4ni1n wrote
Reply to Guys, we are lucky that we pee on stream mode instead of mist mode by Sonabaybeach
Years of abuse and a few bouts with STDs will change it from a marksmanship rifle capable of (literally) pissing off shit stains to a 12ga birdshot spread, not to mention that first second where it very well might take a 90° turn right off the tip and into the curious kittens face.