I would ordinarily say C&J, but Amtrak does put you right in North Station where you can immediately hit the green line to Lansdowne. I think it’s the better route overall, since South Station to Park Street will add like 15-20mins even though it’s not that far.

I feel like the people who drank contaminated water at Clearwater Campground also have a false advertising lawsuit

It used to be a great deal when they had a buffet and the bathrooms were better than the ones outside. Now there’s no buffet and they redid the bathrooms (and they’re great now). So yeah, unless you have a burning desire for a sit-down restaurant meal, it’s not worth it.

That’s where the final boss fight takes place.

Vacationers hate two things when it comes to skiing:

1. Getting out of bed early.
2. Single-digit and especially subzero temperatures.

Use these facts to your advantage if you want to get some serious skiing in. Find a mountain with a high speed quad and get all your runs in by 10am or 11am. Gear up if it’s going to be cold (like today), because that means you get bonus runs.

No Presidential TFR (Temporary Flight Restriction) in effect here, so he’s not here.

Whatever the fox says

Okay, which one of you farted?

You should call up NH Saves and get your insulation evaluated / blower door test.

Forbidden Floof

laughs in Schwarzenegger Mr. Freeze

Tech conferences

What did the fox say?

Weather Balloon crash. Nothing to see here, move along folks.

These Recycled Percussion hidden money clues just keep getting weirder

Damn… I had Experimental Military Aircraft on my bingo card

Not stupid in the least! I would have been devastated if I’d lost my favorite stuffed animal growing up. Hope that the hotel can help you find it!

It’s a very narrow line between cured meats and cursed meats.

Be warned that they still require masks for their events. That may be a big pro or a big con for the recipient depending on their feelings on the subject.

Yep, this is when someone gets paged.

Small towns drop ‘em down to 30 as a de facto toll booth to frisk the out-of-staters as they head up to vacation.

black-blue, red: my bloody knuckles when I punch the wall when the cable doesn’t work anyway

I feel like there are two types of drivers: those that use RainX, and those that don’t.

I would invest half of it in low-risk mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities and…

For something nice like a wedding anniversary, I’d recommend checking out Christmas Farm Inn, The Glen House, or the Mount Washington Hotel (that one can be tricky unless you’re staying there). All of those put you in your desired time range from Bartlett.

The Met & Frontside Grind are the two coffee shop choices up there. They’re both in downtown North Conway, and they’re literally across the street from each other.