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tewnewt t1_jdnx6mf wrote
Reply to TIL: Lake Poopo completely dried up after the water level in Lake Titicaca could no longer support feeding into Poopo by Dotst
Good place to set up a lemonade stand.
tewnewt t1_jb9icf9 wrote
Reply to Can a Ion Thruster ever Match the Thrust of a Chemical Rocket? What are the alternatives? by sah1lga1kwad
In theory an ion thruster could go faster than a chemical, it just takes much longer for the ion thruster to get up to speed.
tewnewt t1_jaxtb2v wrote
Its all conjecture. Best guesses are neutrinos, or an effect of black holes as the newest.
tewnewt t1_ja141ry wrote
Reply to comment by todd10k in TIL that from 1991 to 2007, tobacco conglomerate Philip Morris Cos. successfully marketed Capri Sun to children, based on their executives' experience selling tobacco to young people. by 99-bottlesofbeer
The first taste is always free.
tewnewt t1_j9vh1zk wrote
Reply to comment by SgtWaffleSound in Daily use of marijuana raises risk of heart disease, study finds by TheDodoBird
Problem is people will assume vaping it is safe.
tewnewt t1_j9qxlg1 wrote
Reply to Eating turnips could help ease vegetable shortage, suggests Therese Coffey by greatdevonhope
Boris: I'm sure something will turnip
tewnewt t1_j9qa715 wrote
Reply to comment by Storyteller-Hero in Study Finds Topical Hemp May Treat Anal Fissures and "Significantly Improves" Symptoms by BoundariesAreFun
That's what I was thinking, but "topical" is generally used after.
tewnewt t1_j9q7bhb wrote
Reply to Study Finds Topical Hemp May Treat Anal Fissures and "Significantly Improves" Symptoms by BoundariesAreFun
A little confusing, Does it treat the fissures, or help stop them?
tewnewt t1_j9l4xcl wrote
Does He need a job?
Reads Elon's tweets.
Charging for authentication, ok sure that will make it profitable...
Racial sensitivity checks out however.
tewnewt t1_j7rl81v wrote
Reply to Urgent calls for Australia-wide register of sperm donations amid concerns about ‘prolific’ donors | Sperm donation by Icewear_Daddy
Another shrimp on the Barbie ehh?
^(Please forgive me)^(.)
tewnewt t1_j6p1sgy wrote
Reply to comment by Dave5876 in Wtf are you trying to say amazon?!?!! by not_a_turnip
A thot tater tot at that.
tewnewt t1_j6njz7k wrote
Reply to comment by Itchy-Top in "Father of Peeps" marshmallow candies Bob Born dies at 98 by Drink-my-koolaid
Oh man, recently had one dipped in chocolate.
Those are angelic.
tewnewt t1_j2ffnxf wrote
Reply to This is an odd game by diamondsealtd
Suffering succotash.
Enjoy the spittle.
tewnewt t1_j2dsk81 wrote
Somebody made a typo in marketing and said lets put in a tumblr and do some advertising.
tewnewt t1_j2auczz wrote
Reply to TIL about Ostentatio genitalium (Latin for "display of the genitals") - term that refers to artistic emphasis of the genitals of Christ in Renaissance paintings by mayoronczka
Well that explains the 12" black Jesus prayer candles.
tewnewt t1_j2apw9m wrote
Reply to comment by Owlettt in I saw some squirrel's ghost yesterday. by BestRobEver
Yep, see them all the time in H-ville.
tewnewt t1_j1uylct wrote
Reply to Never skip wheels day. by rjd14lite
Wheels 10,000 rpm
Speed 10 mph
tewnewt t1_j1rvgoo wrote
Reply to Coat of Arms by mirco06091997
Bear arms.
tewnewt t1_j1mjxt4 wrote
Reply to comment by Nurisija in Childhood body mass index is unlikely to have a big impact on children's mood or behavioural disorders by giuliomagnifico
Yep.
Also, ha ha.
tewnewt t1_iz65gdi wrote
Reply to comment by Admiral_Fancypants in TIL of Portable Soup, also known as pocket soup or veal glue. A precursor of meat extract, bouillon cubes, and of industrially dehydrated and instant food, it is essentially a partially dehydrated broth and a solid counterpart of meat glaze. by IPeeFreely01
Don't threaten me with a good time.
tewnewt t1_iyeyhjo wrote
Reply to By the powers of procrastinating, I sorted my Cheetos from largest to smallest by bucolucas
We're not far from snorting size when you think about it.
I'm going to inhale it anyways...
tewnewt t1_iyebr2k wrote
Reply to “Hidden Talent” by MathGeekWannaBe
Well it's usually the producers, and directors that can unhinge their jaws.
tewnewt t1_iyaj3ad wrote
Reply to comment by reznorwings in TIL that beans are banned in Spacecraft because they can produce "1-3 cups of flatus" in an environment where there are no windows by April_Spring_1982
The more you eat, thee more you toot?
tewnewt t1_jea5p5m wrote
Reply to comment by Hockeyhoser in In China, Marriage Rates Are Down and ‘Bride Prices’ Are Up by I_call_it
I would have preferred a groupon.