He's okay, but I still won't listen by choice. My dad loves him, so it's nostalgic, but that's it.

Can't stand country music. Instant dealbreaker.

Most guys I like, honestly. Conventional beauty is boring.

But uhhh. The first to come to mind is Mike IX Williams of EyeHateGod. He's 55, a former alcoholic and drug addict, definitely looks like it, and he's missing a tooth up front. And he sounds like shit too, but that's sludge metal for you.

I don't know, though. There's something about him that I like.

Yup. A friend online in a community for metal and other adjacent genres (particularly artists popular in the 90s) kept tagging me in posts or sending me messages almost every day about some kind of controversy or other about some artist or other, asking what I thought, if it was still okay to listen to them, blah blah blah...

I got so fucking tired of having to be her entire conscience and make all of her moral decisions for her, I finally told her "look, this is music made by angry people who usually have some kind of issues. A lot of them were bad people, some still are, and if you can't make your own judgements then you might want to listen to something a little safer and less challenging. Stop tagging me in this shit."

She didn't listen, so I blocked her.

That's not even true to begin with. A smart person can't learn shit from a false statement.