thisishans t1_j9slbad wrote

Cop: licence

Guy: don't have one

Cop: vehicle registration

Guy: what the fuck is a vehale resuscitation?

Cop: sir are you under the influence of any drugs or alcohol.

Guy: not just that mate, we also burned up a few Macca's toys and inhaled the fuck out of em aye.

Cop: sir I'm gonna need to check the trunk of your car.

Guy: yeah no worries, be careful there's a spider in the back.

Cop: holy shit!

Guy: see the spider yet mate?

Cop: sir, there is every drug under the sun in the back of your car! Including a fire arm.

Guy: yeah haha. Fun weekend when we got that aye.



Cop: youre fucken going straight to prison