tired_ape t1_j6nsn0z wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:21 PM

Reply to If this ever happens, don’t answer the door, hide, lock everything and NEVER look into their eyes. by CreepyScribbler

Well, as long as you're both happy....

tired_ape t1_j56aqh6 wrote on January 20, 2023 at 6:22 PM

Reply to "I soup ate a word, dog," by Big_Koala_5718

Word dog, I ate a soup.

tired_ape t1_j3whoba wrote on January 11, 2023 at 3:31 PM

Reply to I used to be a radio DJ, until this night... by Corpse_Child

I can think of worse ways to spend eternity than the Devil's DJ....

tired_ape t1_j33871f wrote on January 5, 2023 at 7:19 PM

Reply to I am terrified of my wife by Nova1123

This comment section gives me hope for humanity.

tired_ape t1_j08c2nv wrote on December 14, 2022 at 8:15 PM

Reply to My wife keeps complaining about a noise only she can hear by RobertMort

There's definitely a body in the wall.

tired_ape t1_iynzqy0 wrote on December 2, 2022 at 8:33 PM

Reply to So It Seems I've Inherited A Cat From Hell... by beardify

Ancient Egyptians believed that cats were vessels often inhabited by the gods. Maybe you're not just dealing with a demon but with a bonafide god/goddess...perhaps if you found it which god/goddess you're dealing with you could find a way to placate/worship them properly and turn it to your favour? It's probably a long shot...but then again you never know.