todd10k
todd10k t1_jebp04o wrote
Reply to Rowdy pig zoomies by lnfinity
express pork
todd10k t1_ja3ei1b wrote
Reply to comment by Spare-Competition-91 in TIL that from 1991 to 2007, tobacco conglomerate Philip Morris Cos. successfully marketed Capri Sun to children, based on their executives' experience selling tobacco to young people. by 99-bottlesofbeer
I don't think you are fine. None of this is a flex, btw, but I'm 37, i have kids, a house, a mortgage, a loving girlfriend and 2 cars. I have a full time, 9-5 job and i workout, have good friends and a good life in general. I'm a little overweight but i'm strong, not afraid of a fight and in general what you would consider a "mans man".
I still think capri sun is delicious. Just because it is made for and marketed to children does not mean ones appreciation of sweet things diminishes. It is, objectively, tasty.
I understand that might seem purile or even juvenile, and i get that everyone around you acting like kids might get you down. I understand, it's hard when you're taking care of business, sticking your hands into the muck when those around you lounge about and complain about mucky floors while you're covered in mud, but don't let it get to you. Enjoy the simple things, like a delicious cool icy orange flavoured beverage from a pouch, and don't forget to, once in a while, take a moment for yourself.
todd10k t1_ja2kky4 wrote
Reply to comment by Spare-Competition-91 in TIL that from 1991 to 2007, tobacco conglomerate Philip Morris Cos. successfully marketed Capri Sun to children, based on their executives' experience selling tobacco to young people. by 99-bottlesofbeer
who took the jam out of your doughnut?
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todd10k t1_ja0wwx7 wrote
Reply to Today I Learned that the moon distances itself from the Earth by about 3,78 cm(1.49 inches) every year. by LucasOIntoxicado
This is true, the moon is on an escape trajectory away from the me. One day, my friend will leave for good and head out into deep space, or make friends with one of the other, cooler planets (literally).
Until that day, luna, we shall waltz through the cosmos like lovers in springtime.
-Earth
todd10k t1_j4iezct wrote
Reply to comment by 7ECA in The Stratolaunch Roc, the largest aircraft ever flown, has just completed a 6-hour test flight. It aims to be a platform to launch reusable hypersonic craft from an altitude of 10 km by lughnasadh
But wouldn't this vehicle also be capable of lifting much heavier payloads to the stratosphere than a simple 747?
Also, Lets see his card.
My little girl asks my favourite colours, She comes back later with this. I’m never taking it offtodd10k t1_iumxpn3 wrote
Reply to comment by housevil in This classified ad just turned 25 years old by Fungo_Bungaloid
Did anyone ever do a video on the guy behind this? I'd love to hear the real story.
todd10k t1_jebp1hz wrote
Reply to comment by MrShankles in Rowdy pig zoomies by lnfinity
Go banana