Not much could be said about the Bi's, the stats go both ways

Better than their old motto: "If we can't, we'll attempt, and charge you full price regardless of results."

I have the secks every day with the women. Ah yes, I totally don't relate to this meme on a deep and depressing level. I mean, uhh, something about trebuchets.

I downloaded an app I thought was Twitter for a while but it turns out it was something called 9gag.