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tryingtodefendhim t1_jb4ze2n wrote
Reply to comment by my__name__is in Pokemon Go player baffled as Timed Research demands they go to Mexico by oofdonkey
My pokemon game led me into an active warzone...
Edit: into an active volcano*
tryingtodefendhim t1_jawp3mv wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in An American walked her pet cow in Moscow's Red Square. Spoiler alert: Trouble ensued by kangarooturd
I called Moscow and was granted an interview with this "Dr. Cow". I asked which medical school Dr. Cow attended. The response I recieved: "Mooo"
tryingtodefendhim t1_j9zczix wrote
Reply to comment by jacksonpsternin in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
How did you do it?
tryingtodefendhim t1_j84z69z wrote
Can both teams loose the game?
tryingtodefendhim t1_j6np0qr wrote
Reply to comment by Mantaur4HOF in Bird charity locked out of Twitter after woodcock tweets by ContentsMayVary
To be fair, democracy is a direct threat to their business model.
tryingtodefendhim t1_j6l7gva wrote
Reply to comment by smurfsundermybed in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Sauce?
tryingtodefendhim t1_j6cqqb2 wrote
Reply to TIL that air is a fluid by andreasdagen
Didnt know I was a fish
tryingtodefendhim t1_j68fvyp wrote
Reply to comment by pbrady5 in TIL Jared Leto is the front man for American Rock Band "Thirty Seconds to Mars" with hits such as "The Kill" and "From Yesterday". by HamsterKarlie
This was before they came out with their two hit songs.
tryingtodefendhim t1_j672uz2 wrote
Reply to comment by Forbidden_Donut503 in TIL Jared Leto is the front man for American Rock Band "Thirty Seconds to Mars" with hits such as "The Kill" and "From Yesterday". by HamsterKarlie
You want a frozen banana?
tryingtodefendhim t1_j672nhn wrote
Reply to TIL Jared Leto is the front man for American Rock Band "Thirty Seconds to Mars" with hits such as "The Kill" and "From Yesterday". by HamsterKarlie
Long before 30 Seconds to Mars had any hits on the radio, they opened for Puddle of Mudd. We booed them after 2 or three absolute shit songs in a row. They passed their demo CD out to the crowd and we all passed it right back to them.
tryingtodefendhim t1_j2ucynl wrote
Reply to comment by BabyTRexArms in TIL water becomes a non-polar solvent when it reaches supercritical state. by catfishgod
Thick walls.
tryingtodefendhim t1_j2ao7vj wrote
The 7000 ducks just turned out to be old man Leonard up to his usual high jinks and shinanigans.
tryingtodefendhim t1_j17ifsf wrote
Reply to comment by fungobat in After decades in prison, exonerated Philadelphia man was fatally shot at a funeral by kittehstrophic
Saw Mill Road here, "go fuck yourself"
tryingtodefendhim t1_j0wmdaa wrote
Reply to comment by Lhamo55 in Five injured after 'severe turbulence' on United Airlines flight into Houston by kittehstrophic
Thats a shitty situation
tryingtodefendhim t1_iyd7id3 wrote
Reply to comment by azurleaf in Twitter tells High Court it has restored Dublin-based senior executive to her position by ThatGuy98_
Googled his nationality: American / South African / Canadian
tryingtodefendhim t1_iy4n0p5 wrote
Reply to TIL Oreos are vegan! by bethebumblebee
Yeah there is 100% dairy cross-contamination from their factory. Oreos are shit.
tryingtodefendhim t1_ixyma3c wrote
Reply to comment by st4n13l in TIL that the Roman Baths in the city of Bath, England, were closed for several years after a brain eating amoeba was found in the water by New_Blacksmith_115
During the Roman Empire amoeba were much larger than they are today... much, much larger.
tryingtodefendhim t1_ix1r8s6 wrote
Reply to comment by paperclip_nazi in Driver suspected of injuring Los Angeles area police recruits released from jail as sheriff says investigators believe he acted intentionally | CNN by BrainFartTheFirst
Or getting oral sex, Or giving oral sex, Or some other sex
tryingtodefendhim t1_ius0eh4 wrote
Jason Bourne is a 100% fictional character.
tryingtodefendhim t1_itr5bmu wrote
Reply to comment by somegridplayer in TIL that flight recorders must be able to withstand an acceleration of 3400 g for 6.5 milliseconds and that this is roughly equivalent to an impact velocity of 270 knots (310 mph; 500 km/h). by IchBinKoloss
TIL who the real edge lords are.
tryingtodefendhim t1_ith1tja wrote
Reply to comment by listyraesder in TIL the BBC ran a paranormal investigation show called Ghostwatch on Halloween in 1992. The fictional program was filmed to appear as real as possible, using a BBC broadcaster as the host. It only aired once due to the uproar of a frightened public. by kevlarbuns
Real nice you zombie
tryingtodefendhim t1_itghrzs wrote
Reply to comment by listyraesder in TIL the BBC ran a paranormal investigation show called Ghostwatch on Halloween in 1992. The fictional program was filmed to appear as real as possible, using a BBC broadcaster as the host. It only aired once due to the uproar of a frightened public. by kevlarbuns
Wow. Just wow. Sorry. A news broadcaster. Sorry. You’re right. Wow. Just wow. You’re so right. I was so wrong. A “news broadcaster” is nothing like a “news personality”. Sorry for being such a snob. My snobbishness shall not go without repent.
tryingtodefendhim t1_it8d1nd wrote
Reply to TIL the BBC ran a paranormal investigation show called Ghostwatch on Halloween in 1992. The fictional program was filmed to appear as real as possible, using a BBC broadcaster as the host. It only aired once due to the uproar of a frightened public. by kevlarbuns
Wait wait wait. You’re telling me… you’re saying that a “trusted news personality” was able to… they were able to mislead the general public?
tryingtodefendhim t1_it46fqm wrote
Reply to comment by iamslightlyupset in Prosecution rests in Wisconsin parade suspect's trial by Thetimmybaby
Overruled.
“Good call”
tryingtodefendhim t1_jbp2cqy wrote
Reply to China holds ‘military advantage’ over US as Washington prepares for conflict over Taiwan by agonhaziri
China has a geographic advantage as it relates to the country of Taiwan. The U.S. Navy negates that advantage.