Not lost. Stolen

Powell just gave his buddy’s at the big banks an early Christmas gift. I’m not normally a conspiracy theorist, but all the big banks have been doing doom and gloom for the last couple of weeks and then Powell comes out and says everything is great. So, which is it?

I’ve seen phycology studies that say markets tend to initially under-react to news only to over-react later. I’m thinking this may be a reason for the perceived irrationality we often see.

How To Make Money In Stocks

1. Randomly select 10,000 people.
2. Send half of them your analysis that stock XYZ will go down.
3. Send the other 5000your analysis XYZ will go up.
4. Of the 5000 you sent the correct prediction to, send half up analysis and half down analysis. (It helps if your analysis has some new, exotic elements like your proprietary, patent pending retrocontabulator signal.
5. Repeat step 4 once or twice.
6. By now you have several hundred people thinking you’re the greatest stock picker in history. Offer them your daily newsletter for only $5,000/yr payable up front, a savings of 75%, because you have more money than you can use and now you just want to help your fellow man.

Do I need to add a disclaimer saying this is satire?

I deleted my comment because it was more Elon bashing than discussion of a possible BB play.