Do you ever get any smarter?

You know......they had clowns to clean up all the animal poo at the end of the parade but the clown union got into an uproar because one of their members slipped and fell into a giant pile of elephant dung where he suffocated and died. When he fell he was kicking and thrashing about and everybody was laughing because the thought he was......clowning around.
So then they said, "so, you don't like dung? Well then, what do you think about BALLOONS?" So of course, the clown union was enthused.

You know, you can link directly to your titled item in Wikipedia like this : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macy's_Thanksgiving_Day_Parade#Balloons
Every indexed item can be hashtagged in the url as above.

I like Lawry's Season Salt.