Then this next toke is for you. Cheers

Lol I shoulda looked before I fed the troll

Please take this to r/thetagang

Btw that post history 🥹

You're trying too hard. But seriously,

1. are your RSU's vested? Otherwise I don't think you can do a damn thing with them except sit on them. They're restricted by nature

2. By shorting, do you mean selling options against your shares? Shorting is borrowing a stock in hopes that it's cheaper in the future and pocketing the difference.

3. If you have any material, non-public knowledge you're a moron for even considering it. Most likely you'll lose your job and sweet equity package.

4. You definitely belong here. Can't wait to hear the next scheme

Wouldn't touch it with visualmod's dick.

I feel like you've answered this one for yourself

Check your company's insider trading policy. I wouldn't want to play that game regardless.

Did mine last week