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Reply to comment by Paublos_smellyarmpit in [WP] You are the grim reaper. You allow people to play one last game with them before they get sent to the afterlife. One day you meet a child about to die, and what they want to do... Is to beat Minecraft with you. by VestigeRepel

Reply to comment by HardcoreMandolinist in [WP] "Are there any spirits with me in this room right now?" The Ouija board moves to 'Yes.' "Okay good, 'cause rent is due, and you need to fork over your share." The Ouija board spells out, 'F U C K.' by Affectionate_Bit_722

Reply to comment by OldKittyGG in [WP] The human lifespan is the lowest in the galaxy. That alone is why they are the most dangerous. by SeaCaptainJack

Reply to comment by Stingray191 in [WP] Every time you cooked over a campfire, you would throw some food into the fire as an offering to the gods. One evening, just as you're about to perform your little campfire ritual, you hear a voice behind you say "You know, I would very much prefer my food un-burnt." by DragoTheFloof

Reply to comment by Box_Man_In_A_Box in [WP] The Hero is secretly gay. Unfortunately, the Villain doesn't know this and keeps kidnapping the Hero's best female friend, thinking that she's the love interest. Even more unfortunate, she's finally had enough. by ReallySillyLily36

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