valomorn
valomorn t1_jdnp2tm wrote
Eminem in The Real Slim Shady:
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records,
Well I do,
So fuck him and fuck you too!
valomorn t1_ix7dlph wrote
Reply to Florida suspect yells 'I'm sorry' to deputies as he sprints across freeway traffic by The_R3venant
This guy must have at least some Canadian in his DNA, a fair amount really seeing as it's still managing to surface amongst all the Floridian.
valomorn t1_ix05m8x wrote
I like how they're only just now kicking up a fuss about Qatar being a dry country, a whole 12 years after they were announced as the host nation.
valomorn t1_itp661f wrote
I've never once eaten a pizza that didn't involve pepperoni and I eat frankly far too many peperamis, I've also never had the flu. CHECKMATE VACCINES (that I've also had)!
valomorn t1_jdtjnc9 wrote
Reply to TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
I'm gonna be the annoying "AAActually" guy here and point out that the term liquid can include many substances that are far more viscous than even peanut butter, to the point of appearing solid.
There's a whole ongoing experiment where a form of naturally occuring asphalt has been left to drip, it has only done so 9 times since 1930 and is for this reason still considered a liquid despite seeming so solid at room temp it can be shattered with a forceful enough blow.