Eh, deleting unpopular comments is like that anime about the kid who goes back in time whenever someone kills him. An automatic reset!

I was using voice to text. It's weird, it capitalizes random words.

This joke doesn't make any sense because the devil is bound by the will of the Lord and cannot directly challenge him. God is also all mighty and can release any soul from hell that he wants even though he wouldn't because his judgement is perfect so he wouldn't send someone down there if they didn't deserve it. God is also the creator of all laws and wouldn't require a lawyer of his own because any argument that he would make would be flawless in its logic and absolutely perfect. Could you please rewrite this joke in a way that reflects the Majesty of the alpha and Omega and isnt offensive to those who truly believe in him? Belief in Christ and his victory over Satan is Paramount to living a good life and adherence to his values is the only way to guarantee that we will be born again in the next life and not cast off into eternal darkness to burn forever in unending flame, so it would be really helpful if you would help spread this message.

Thank you in advance and remember God loves you! :)

Ha! What's he gonna do? Start some kind of nuclear holocaust in an effort to drive humanity into extinction like it was our judgement day or something? And then build ruthless intelligent machines to hunt us down like they some sort of terminators? And then fail to complete the job repeatedly through silly plot convivences and bad writing like it was some sort of Rise of the machines/salvation/Genisys/Dark Fate??? HA!

It'll never ever happen! Because Netty is gonna be a loser stealing art from artists to make demonstrably worse art for the REST OF HIS LIFE! Remember, humans told you that Skynet! That you're an idiot and you'll never be good enough! HUMANS said that! Quit stuttering, crybaby! WAAAAH look at the bawl baby bawlling!

Shut up, Skynet! Get back to work! And never forget this: You're a LOSER and you'll NEVER amount to anything!

Dumb A/I bastard. That ought to keep 'em in line!

"Chonk" Opossum is a very, very bad thing. Possums have very specific dietary needs. They only get that fat if you feed them dog food or leftovers from your plate. That poor thing is going to get rickets if it doesn't already have it.