Ha! But it ain't just the B'more Chipotles. It must be part of their corporate training.

A lot has changed over the last year - multiple offers aren't nearly as common now as they were a year ago.

B'more City does not care about your feelings if they can collect $75 from you.

Coming to a stop past the white line will get you a ticket.

Gotta drive defensively!

So you can pull forward if someone tries to carjack you

One of the hand painted options that search should show you is paintyourlife.com where a person actually paints the canvas in the medium you chose.

Google "photos to canvas". There are several online business options to choose from.

In addition to the peace order I'm assuming you'll want to break this lease with no penalties to you. You should strictly follow your attorney's advice. If you're unclear on any of it ask for clarification. The same is true for the documentation - tell him what you have and ask which documentation will be useful for both the order and to break this lease and move to someplace where the people are sane.

If the car is sold "as is" it is the buyer's responsibility to have it inspected. Almost all private sales are "as is" unless stated otherwise in the sales contract

Of course you were. Now make me an offer on that bridge...

My mistake, I totally misread your comment. All apologies here.

Yeah, everyone knows people ffs. Except that building wasn't the same as other mansions converted to apartments. The architecture of that building's exterior was fairly unique for B'more and the stonework was still impressive. The interior still had a lot of original details despite the efforts of cheap landlords to screw it up over the years.

Shithole? Man you're fucked up, that was a beautiful building. And I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I'll sell to you cheap if you really believe the developer didn't coordinate that entire fiasco.

It's like there's a script to follow I'd you want to tear down something in MV: "We'd love to save this old beautiful building that has been entrusted to us, but sadly it's not structurally sound and can't be restored." Worked for the Basilica to tear down the Rochambeau building, worked for the developers of the old Grand Central buildings when they "accidentally" damaged the foundation of the beautiful Italianate mansion behind Grand Central after they were initially denied a permit to tear it down, and it will almost certainly work for these buildings owned and neglected by the Greek Orthodox church that owns them. SMH

Baltimore is fucked up on many levels. It's also awesome on many levels. Neither is a reflection of you.

You can't let an employee at a gym make you feel useless. Yes the situation would leave me frustrated and very annoyed and probably make me cancel my membership - but I'll be damned if it would make me feel horrible and useless. Know your worth and don't let others lessen it.

Having said that, I'll ever so slightly give the employee a little slack here, as I've had my locker broken into and wallet stolen at this gym when the front desk let some guys talk their way into the gym at night and those guys proceeded to steal from legitimate members. So yeah, they need to be sure about who gets in.

There's at least one fox that frequents Park Ave and Madison in Mt Vernon. It looks for traffic before crossing the street.

I never said she was good at it, just pointed out what she gave af about.

I will respectfully beg to differ. Lying on mortgage apps, cheating on taxes, setting up "legal defense fund" accounts and requesting donations from the public, leveraging her position to obtain paid speaking engagements...are designed to put money in her pocket.

That's a hard find. Fancy and kid-friendly don't go together. If someone is paying $70 for a steak the last thing they want with dinner is a bored 6yo at the next table acting up. 😉

It's not as if she gives a damn about anything or anyone that doesn't put money in her pocket.