All We Are. Kim Mitchell.

Also, unfortunately: The ancient Greeks and Romans cleaned and whitened their smiles by rubbing their teeth with charcoal and a mixture of honey and vinegar, followe by a chaser of urine as a mouth rinse. Sorry about that.

This doesn’t answer your question but you may find it interesting. The first recorded form of dental care dates back to around 5000 BC, when Egyptians used a mixture of crushed eggshells, animal hooves, and myrrh to create a toothpaste.

Just try not to use that sentence today.

You have deconstructed my pun with bewildering precision.

Update: apprehended but won’t say anything.

The crying Indian in the famous "Keep America Beautiful" public service announcement from the 1970s was actually an Italian-American actor named Iron Eyes Cody, whose birth name was Espera Oscar de Corti. Despite his Italian ancestry, he portrayed a Native American in many films and commercials throughout his career and was known for his advocacy for Native American causes.

The fact that no one else sounds like them makes this a valid assertion.

True. Was once a derogatory term. Less so now. These guys and the musicians they enlist are jazz and funk mofos.