brilliant

you need to be given a large quantity of psychedelics and gently tossed out in the southwest on a spirit quest. i am not being facetious

like… no desire/friends/shows/interest in visiting the arguably greatest city in the world? honestly just curious 💗 have u travelled outside the states?

funny cause she pays me

and Walmart is a greatest mart

yeah i’ll really miss all those fast food chains that are literally everywhere and not um… Chinatown.

find a halal market - you’ll pay tons less and not be supporting AmazonWholeFoodles

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THISSSSSSSS. isnt crab mostly about the old bay and beer consumption anyway?

i miss Genova in Oakland (RIP) so so much.

uber/taxi/“professional” drivers are quite literally the worst fucking drivers on the planet.

THIS

it is lovely driving 40. no need for speed. the problem is idiots who dont know how to drive or are “too scared”. or same same. ludicrous

ahhhhh thats YOU driving 10 mph with your brights on. please just throw your keys in the creek and do us all a favor

Ford Festiva for the rest of a

i grew up around “class” and find it utterly tasteless

musicals are for people who don’t like music. and have an extreme EXTREME tolerance for corny, tired, and cheesy as hell tropes from the 40’s. it is indeed quaint.
the only notable exceptions are parody (south park) and a hip hop upending of the traditional, stale as hell musical theater cliche.

maybe if it were the band Chicago.

all the long tail weasels are on capitol hill. easy to find - and you just bait them with wads of cash. if it’s a Gaetz you’re gonna wanna use an underage girl on a 50,000lb test yacht. sorry i thought this was the local fishing/embezzlement sub.

the leaves are meant to fall on the ground and be on the ground where they add nutrients to the soil. because nature.
you planning to enjoy your green grass this january?

lol - the quartz/gold thing is true - v interesting geology (best visible on the river from fletcher’s to great falls… insane veins of quartz and u can still gold pan successfully)

the ufos… i’d ask the pentagon.

havent noticed the humming but it’s likely electrical. or some intense group meditation ohmmmmmm shanti shit.

DC sits atop a giant deposit of quartz crystal and gold - the humming is from when the UFOs are drawing energy from their deep underground base next to Langley. usually our giant Obelisk directs the energy towards the appropriate star cluster. just an fyi. ; )

oh you didnt know that everyone in DC has their own right of way because they are oh so super important? im kidding people here are the worst fucking drivers in the universe. heads up asses. im a native.