yummi26
yummi26 t1_j6mm210 wrote
Reply to A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
Well, in that case, give me the entire plate too.
yummi26 t1_iuj5d9o wrote
Reply to If dogs have masters, what do cats have? by Dylanphile
Attitudes
yummi26 t1_j6owjte wrote
Reply to What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
Finding a hole in your used condom.