Was it perhaps carrying a CD?

Yeah this is just lazy reporting that relies entirely on kneejerk reactions to China to drive clicks. And from Reuters? Jeez

But printed media sources would have really enjoyed having the word "czar" more, as this makes for nicer headlines. Easier for typesetting, can do bigger print with the same space on the paper since you have fewer letters, etc. So this seems like a holdover from the days of printed papers.

Did he edit his comment or something? I'm lost here.

Made of pure energy

He's transcended

And forgotten about

Seems like it ought to rise to a "department of justice" issue at this point. Investigate those fucks

I swear edibles are rigged to only activate after you've eaten a second one

Jesus Christ. That's like the robot chicken joke of people getting snowed in for a couple hours and immediately turning to cannibalism

You've got a few psycho neighbors

You can't plow roads or fix power lines in hurricane force winds. They couldn't 'just go on' like you're used to

So basically grizzlies, but even more massive

Well I'm terrified

Oh my god in THIS weather? Absolutely awful

We should mail some glitter fountains to them instead. I don't think they care about email

Maybe you'll have the option to join a class action lawsuit so that you can maybe receive a check in the mail for $2.50 or something/s

And when they all are asking to send your financial information to Facebook for no good reason you're entirely fucked. But hey you consented and at the end of the day, isn't that what really matters? Forget making sure that money can't control our lives, that's a silly ideal

What eats those? Wolverines?

Release a bunch of wolverines

There's a tiny bit of that stuff everywhere, yes. And I mean really really tiny