zernoc56 t1_jdkcdb5 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 12:40 AM

Reply to comment by Hellolaoshi in [WP] Gandalf and Dumbledore switch places. Gandalf is now running Hogwarts, while Dumbledore is leading The Fellowship. by yax51

Except that doubt that he’d be able to resist its corrupting influence, he is but a Man, who above all else desire power.

zernoc56 t1_jbatjxw wrote on March 7, 2023 at 6:38 PM

Reply to comment by NNovis in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger

OR SO HELP ME!

zernoc56 t1_j9uicr0 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 5:31 PM

Reply to A man with no home was treated as if he didn't matter. Then a group of people helped, saving his life in the process. by CBSnews

A group of people stopped this person from being thrown into the Orphan Crushing Machine, hurray!

zernoc56 t1_j704tjd wrote on February 3, 2023 at 2:50 AM

Reply to comment by Ferris_Wheel_Skippy in Japanese company 'betrayed public trust' with Olympics bribe. by PrincessBananas85

FIFA and the IOC, the world’s bicycles. Anyone gets a ride if they have the cash.

zernoc56 t1_iydoexx wrote on November 30, 2022 at 5:06 PM

Reply to comment by SamCarter_SGC in Qatari official puts World Cup deaths at 400-500 by toldyouanditoldyou

Considering they built an entire city for the World Cup with slave labor, the death count is way higher for sure

zernoc56 t1_irwl68z wrote on October 11, 2022 at 4:10 PM

Reply to comment by Stardew_IRL in Apple Reportedly Set to Roll Out iPhone 5G Support in India in December by chrisdh79

If your service provider even has it. Never once seen my phone get 5g service. It’s either “LTE” or “1x” next to my cell service icon. Fuck T-Mobile, btw. I probably have drive an hour to go into downtown Cleveland to get 5G service. It’s literally a “Big City only” tech right now.