zilnosnibor
zilnosnibor t1_j8mnvhr wrote
Reply to comment by chickinflickin in TIFU by getting dumped for taking a dump. by 6millionwaystolive
Damn I just reread it and you're right, I did assume. I think he was secretly proud of his masterpiece and wanted it on display. 🪠💩🚽
zilnosnibor t1_j8k0ksp wrote
Reply to comment by Spacecowboy_tg in TIFU by getting dumped for taking a dump. by 6millionwaystolive
I was coming to say that, unsarcastically lol. I woulda called his poopy butt to come clean his own mess the second I lifted the lid. 💩
zilnosnibor t1_j7nk31f wrote
Too bad no one knew how to recall the email. I know there's a way but I don't know how. Hopefully the AH coworker was let go. Your's was an internal error, their's was done purposely.
zilnosnibor t1_j63yqta wrote
Reply to comment by wyldstalyn6 in TIFU by sexting a stranger by wyldstalyn6
Well with your username I'd think you'd want to show it off, but maybe not to family lol 🐎
zilnosnibor t1_j63ly2b wrote
Reply to TIFU by sexting a stranger by wyldstalyn6
Was it a full body nude shot or just a🍆 pic? You can always claim the Shaggy defense, "It wasn't me." 😂 Lesson learned, let's all rock out with our 🐓 out, right?
zilnosnibor t1_j06f5g4 wrote
Wonder if his thumb was missing 20% of the tip 🤭👍
zilnosnibor t1_iyfdwnu wrote
Reply to comment by P4INKILL3R_GER in TIFU By Ruining My Wife's Christmas Gift by kinyodas
Yes I was coming to say this. Something like be a good boy and maybe Santa will get it for you or let's wait for the after Christmas sale. I know not everyone thinks fast on their feet, but insisting he not get it only made him want it more.
zilnosnibor t1_j9nq6pt wrote
Reply to TIFU : Bought two fireplaces at auction, now my dad wants the nice one. by Lunchable-Toast
I think I'd let him have the new one and then you can have the one he makes from the piece of furniture. Imagine the sentimental value that's going to have for years and years to come.