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zippopopamus t1_jdgc06e wrote on March 24, 2023 at 4:42 AM

Reply to South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd

You got 1 job

zippopopamus t1_j9s8uyl wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:38 AM

Reply to Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken

And they say pollution is bad

zippopopamus t1_j6ojxa0 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 8:08 PM

Reply to Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion

Soon australians will have their own versions of the x-men and mutant kungfu fighting kangaroos

zippopopamus t1_iy73m8k wrote on November 29, 2022 at 5:54 AM

Reply to Blackberry $BB Elon by Worried_Cow_1052

Elon's full of shit is why

zippopopamus t1_ixz5ttg wrote on November 27, 2022 at 3:12 PM

Reply to TIFU by removing my period cup by blameitonpatricia

Touchibg one's own poo is disgusting, this must be 10x more awful. I feel your pain

zippopopamus t1_iwrz3ki wrote on November 17, 2022 at 10:16 PM

Reply to Idaho police say they have no suspect in the slaying of 4 college students by sea_5455

This tragedy has all the tropes of a summer horror movie

zippopopamus t1_iudi6oo wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:41 PM

Reply to City warns residents: No, you can’t vote Buffalo Bills’ Josh Allen in as mayor by OkSurprise7755

Maybe the presidency is more in line with his talent

zippopopamus t1_iu5dk85 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 5:50 PM

Reply to Workers at Combined Starbucks and Amazon Store File for Union Election by Sorin61

How they haven't suffered from mental breakdown already