zombie_kiler_42

zombie_kiler_42 t1_ixnd7mj wrote

It has been quite sometime since I had any visitors, even though clearly I was a bit rusty and decided to lure an excuse for a ship that I had spotted about 4 mid-waves far. I open my mouth and sing the songs of the great, a song I have been taught as a young Sirentress by my grandmother. She was a lovely one, had amazing vocals that would lure not only Human but pther creatures as well, those of the material and non material world alike.

I will spare you the cliché, safe to say the only thing I inherited from my grandmother was her temper.

"Pay no heed" I yell outloud to the rocks, I shall fulfil my calling and catch myself a good meal tonight.

I take a deep breath and continue my hymn, and only moments later I hear splash of water nearby, wow is this it? wasn't so hard

"Ooi" said a deep voice. I was too stunned to speak, does a human think me his equal as to speak so boldy

"Ooi you out there in your little fancy rock..... I"d really appreciate it if you never open those lips to do what you think you were doing"

What atrocity!! I mean i understand my quality of voice is not one without fault but for your food to come and beg you to stop, now this is a new kind of low, thank goodness I was banished alone, I wouldn't have heard the end of it, oh but the waters can talk, I should silence this being before he continues.

"Are ya deaf, with that atrocious sound i bet your own ears left ya"

How dare he, I plunge my self at him and as soon i am two fins close to his face bearing my whole teeth, i see him preparing a stake preparing to nab at me at the right moment. I change course last minute and jump to the side then move to where his back was facing a moment ago. I am between him and the water. I stand striaght from my crouched position.

"Its not very nice, is that how you speak to your womenfolk?"

"Well you ain't no woman are ya?"

"Wouldn't want to be, whats you life span, 100 years?"

"If you're lucky" he smirked

"What!!! You can't even live to a hundred, no wonder you lot are always causing wars, must be frustrating knowing you might die at any moment"

{ commenter note: Hey this is as far as i can think for the day/night dont know the direction of the story but definitely bending towards the tragic comedy aspect of it, hope you enjoy}

Edit : spellings

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